Turtle, today is your birthday.
Thank you for being a voice of reason. For talking me down when I'm mad/sad/crazy. Thank you for being my Designated Googler. For being the buffer between me and scary information. Thank you for being willing to talk about literally anything with me. For being nonjudgmental and accepting and kind. Thank you for introducing me to Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups.
I love you and I'm lucky to have you. You are the best big sister. Happy birthday.